loki-ed:

starkiness:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT.

bringing this back because he actually deleted it for spoilers with Thanos and NOT for the orgasm thing. Thomas, I love you.

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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  • Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
  • Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
  • Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
  • Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
  • Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
  • Thor:
  • Thor:
  • Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

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  • Me: You know who I have a crush on? Jeremy Renner.
  • Mom: Well, just start writing scripts and work on him with a movie.
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: OH GOD I MEANT WORK ON A MOVIE WITH HIM

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cakeismybrain:

Avengers + science jokes = automatic win.

cakeismybrain:

Avengers + science jokes = automatic win.

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dudeufugly:

thegoldentomato:

sporadicchatter:

timelordy-teganbreann:

shercockandmycrotch:

holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

Omfg

Don’t censor Benedict’s Cum. What the fuck did I just say. Otherwise it’s just… Benedict Berbatch.

Benedict Berbatch

Somehow, Benedict Berbatch sounds even sillier!

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cityblue30:


The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore

I remember this episode. The bear had it coming.

cityblue30:

The Incredible Hulk throws a bear… you just can’t see quality shit like that on TV anymore

I remember this episode. The bear had it coming.

(Source: thelolgifs)

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